Nothing fixes your life the way deactivating Instagram does.

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Every day, a new coworker asks if you’ve used ChatGPT, and the conversation doesn’t end if you say “No.”

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You learn a lot about someone when you marry them. For example, I learned I should have married someone else.

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I don’t mind being fully naked or my top half being naked, but I hate being naked from the waist down only. This is why I could never be a cartoon duck.

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Welcome to your 40’s: See that kid dressed up like a cop? He is a cop.

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Do you think I’ll read a book again at some point or will I continue to dumb myself down with 12 hours of screen time?

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The best part about being single is sleeping around. You can sleep all over that bed of yours – left, right, middle.

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I’m writing a fairytale about a printer that just works.

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Women love deciding to never talk to you again, and actually do it.

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Went to bed with wet hair and woke up looking like I might know a lot about astrophysics.

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Every group chat has that one person who never replies, and it’s me.