My wife didn’t order anything from Amazon yesterday, so the driver gave us a knock this morning to make sure we were OK.

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I wish I could put an AirTag on my sanity.

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Tired of being the responsible adult. When can I become the irresponsible adult?

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Any house is an Airbnb if you’re quiet enough.

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The horror: “Come on, I’ll introduce you to everyone.”

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Why sleep when you can stay up all night overthinking?

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I’ve decided that I need to eat more vegetables, so I’m gonna make a carrot cake later.

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I’ll call it a smartphone when I yell “Where’s my phone?” and it yells back “Down here in the couch cushions!”

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Instead of meeting any new people, I would much rather un-meet the ones I already know.

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Your call is very important to us, here’s six days of irritating music.

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Did 900 crunches today. It was a bag of Cheetos, but still.