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I would rather lose you than the argument.

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Time After Time” is my favorite song about doing the dishes.

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Never lie to Indian girls. That red dot be recording everything.

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Y’all scared to be single, I’m scared to be in another pointless relationship.

Y’all scared to be single, I’m scared to be in another pointless relationship.

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