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Doing my bit for the evolution of the human race by eating lots of carbs and never exercising. We will adapt!

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“Beauty sleep” is bullshit. I sleep 14 hours a day and still look like trash.

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I’m not lazy, I’m an inactivist.

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If Shakespeare were being born today, he’d be “Shaxxespyr.”

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I can’t finish cleaning up my room because I get distracted by all of the cool stuff I find.

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All I’m saying is that porn gives us an unrealistic expectation of how quickly the electrician shows up.

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Adulthood is saying “but after this week things will slow down a bit” over and over until you die.

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The second half of your life begins when you stop wanting to get even and start wanting to get odd.

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The gap in my resume? Yeah, it’s called playing outside.

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That pile of clothes on my bed, seems to have strange powers and gets higher on its own.