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Tolerate the lactose already, you heathen.

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Even on the coldest of days, there’s such peace found in the warm embrace of a hot pizza.

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Mixing 1% milk and 2% milk to create the forbidden 1.72% milk.

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Me: Maybe it’s the weed talking but your apartment seems enormous. IKEA Manager: Sir.

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I’m a person who wants to do a lot of things trapped in the body of a person who wants to sleep a lot.

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Just saw two identical twins out in public together. No disrespect to that lifestyle but please keep it private.

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During childbirth, women are in so much pain that it is almost possible for them to feel what men have to endure when they have a cold.

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My optimism doesn’t come out of thin air. A flask is involved.

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Parents saying “I know my child” will forever be the funniest joke.

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Perfume is designed to be an invisible accessory. It’s not designed to instantly kill the canary when you entered the room.