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Getting mad when an app updates and changes their format is the new “rearranged grocery store” for me.

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“You win some. You lose some.” Me, after losing for the millionth time in a row.

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“Mom, how did we get so rich?” your father said, “Thanks, nothing from my end,” on thousands of important Zoom meetings.

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Spiders are the only web developers who love finding bugs.

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Super excited about a brand new week of hanging on by a thread.

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If I had a dollar for every time I didn’t know what was going on, I’d be like, why am I always getting all this money?

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Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.

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My wife has a weird habit of starting conversations by saying, “Are you even listening to me?”

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You’re an adult if you’re happy every time the mailbox is empty.

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I bought a bag of M&M’s and they don’t have M’s anymore. They all have W’s, for woke.