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My body is a “wonder what happened” land.

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Egg nog was invented in Germany back in 1816 when Baron von Heldebrandt reportedly said “Hey guys, let’s get this custard drunk!”

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Rescuing a cute dog and teaching it how to drive me home from the pub.

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People make the mistake of keeping aubergines in the fridge, when in fact they should be kept in the bin.

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I believe in you. I also believe in Bigfoot so don’t get too excited.

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Laying in a hammock is essentially saying, “I hope there are no emergencies.”

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50 is the new 30. Because it takes 50 bucks to buy what 30 used to.

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Chasing after a ping pong ball is wildly dehumanizing.

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A good substitute for love and and personal fulfillment is a big bowl of fries.

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“What’s your ETA?” do you ask the birds in the sky when they will arrive.