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There’s no way the Scooby Doo gang never found a dead body.

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We used to have “spring, summer, fall, winter”. Today we have “drama, drama, drama, drama”.

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People always say, “There’s plenty of fish in the sea” … yeah, but I’ve got my eye fixed on that specific, emotionally distant salmon who has commitment issues.

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