At what point in not being able to sleep do I throw the towel in and have a beer, since maybe that will help?

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They should invent a day where I don’t think.

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Great news everyone! The priest who took my confession is expected to make a full recovery.

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So you mean to tell me a stress ball is not for throwing at people who stress you out.

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Common sense is so rare these days that it should be considered a superpower.

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Don’t be part of the problem. Be all of it.

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I got fired for telling customers if they wanted “smoking or non-smoking”. Apparently, the correct term in the funeral home business is “cremation or burial”.

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I giggle before I go crazy. Gotta start my engine.

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Petition to bring back payphones in public places. I don’t want to give my kid a phone, I want to give him a quarter.

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Any room can be an escape room when you have diarrhea.

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My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do.