It’s never too early to be sad about having to work the next day.

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I’ve just told my doctor I have all the Monkey Pox symptoms. He asked me to swing by tomorrow.

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“Alcohol and beautiful women” is apparently not an appropriate answer when you are asked about your weaknesses in a job interview.

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More dangerous than a lion that roars is a woman gone silent.

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If you’re 20, please stop saying you’re tired. I have bananas older than you.

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Can everyone log off? I need some time alone right now.

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A good substitute for love and and personal fulfillment is a big bowl of fries.

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Called in, “Let’s make this simple. What excuse haven’t I used yet?”

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If I could do it all over again, I would ruin my life differently. I have new ideas.

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The laundromat should give you XP and ranks like “Slimelord” and “Glunkfather,” based on how dirty your clothes are.

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Why can’t you just be happy for me and then go home and talk behind my back later like a normal person?