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How can vampires enjoy drinking our hot blood in the summer and other thoughts that keep me up at night.

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Thinking of starting a club for people who don’t like to leave their house. There are no meetings.

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Cowboy outfits should be called ranch dressing.

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Watching a movie on the plane? No thanks. Watching my seatmate’s movie with no audio and not understanding what’s going on for over an hour? Yassss.

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Sorry I’m late, I got here as soon as I wanted to.

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If kids these days had a perfume, it would be called Audacity.

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My daughter’s morning alarm is less to wake her up, and more to warn the rest of us.

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What would boomers do without their paper shredder?

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Forget Spotify Wrapped. How many minutes did you spend listening to your girlfriend this year?

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I wonder what other animals we tried to ride before discovering that horses were cool with it.