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I can’t finish cleaning up my room because I get distracted by all of the cool stuff I find.

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Can you lose weight by running away from your feelings?

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What is rizz if not swag persevering?!

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As you get older, nothing loses its sting more than an authority figure saying they are disappointed in you. Like, I don’t know what to tell you, dude, we can’t both live in the prison of your expectations.

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A moment of silence for everything I have to do but am not doing.

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Being loved right feels like telepathy and a little bit of witchcraft.

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Overheard the most hilarious conversation on my morning commute, then realized it was just me talking to myself in my car.

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Toddlers will take your last nerve, deep fry it and eat it for breakfast.

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I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.