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Hear me out, a Q-Tip that doesn’t bounce out the trash can when you throw it away.

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We’d never met, or even spoken, but I could tell just from gazing into her pale blue eyes I had stepped on her toe.

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My family was too poor for a gene pool, so we soaked our genes in rye whiskey.

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Growing up, I didn’t think the expensive addiction that would ruin me would be Heinz ketchup, but here we are.

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All the things I like to do are either immoral, illegal, or fattening.

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Establish dominance at work by drinking iced tea in a wine glass.

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I don’t always whoop, but when I do, there it is.

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Go ahead. Order anything you want. Money is no object when we dine at IKEA.

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All I’m saying is that porn gives us an unrealistic expectation of how quickly the electrician shows up.