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I grew up ugly, so I had to be funny, and then got hot in my twenties, so that’s how I became perfect.

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For my birthday, I want everyone to delete whatever old version of me they have in their head— it expired.

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They should invent a type of situation that improves.

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Being single: When you don’t have to wait for someone to watch the next Netflix episode.

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God knew I’d be too powerful if He made me not annoying to women.

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Behind every robot that turns evil is an engineer who specifically installed red LEDs into the eyes just for this scenario.

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Petition to make weekends longer. Two days isn’t enough.

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The adjective for metal is metallic, but not so for iron, which is ironic.

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When someone touches my phone, I automatically turn into a ninja.

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If your god commands you to kill others, find another god.