Babe, are you okay? You’ve barely touched the argument I baited you with.

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People who listen to their sad playlist when they’re happy are a different breed of unstable.

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Do you scroll through Netflix to find a good show for your dog to watch when you leave the house or are you normal?

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Not looking for a sugar daddy, but something more of a pay pal.

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Boy, are you a piñata? Because I have an overwhelming urge to beat you with a stick.

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Dating now is basically choosing which red flag you’re willing to tolerate.

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I wish I could get a bouquet of mozzarella sticks.

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I only drink when I people.

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If my neighbors would just talk a little louder I could follow along with their conversation, but no. Rude.

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It’s really sad that April Fools is the only day people are appropriately skeptical of stuff they read on the internet.

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This whole “having a job” thing is really getting in the way of me having my best life.