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Just flipped my mattress, should have woken up my wife first.

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My co-workers found out when my birthday is so now I need to find a new job.

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Gonna mess with my husband by texting “send nudes” when he’s in a work meeting.

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Every day when I get home, I thank my cats for allowing me to live in their house.

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The problem with believing that nothing matters except you, is that eventually everyone will just leave you alone to take extra special care of yourself.

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My sleeping pattern ain’t even a pattern anymore, it’s a freestyle that’s on shuffle.

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When I’m at a party, I pretend to be Pac-Man. I eat everything and run away from anyone coming close to me.

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The nice thing about egotists is that they don’t talk about other people.

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