Wordgag ใƒ„

10,000+ funny quotes

Activity Log โœจ

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡ท has downloaded:

I may be ugly, but I used to be uglier.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฌ has bookmarked:

Everybody hates me for being a beautiful angel with a perfect soul.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฌ has bookmarked:

Yes, I know there is a really special place in hell for me. It’s called a throne.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ซ has bookmarked:

Prophecy class has been cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฑ has shared:

My therapist is fluffy and walks on four paws.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡ฐ has copied:

Telling an introvert to go to a party is like telling a saint to go to Hell.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ญ has viewed:

Therapy is nice but singing as loud as you can in your car is free.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ท has shared:

I didn’t lose a girlfriend, I gained an enemy.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ฑ has copied:

I have never seen a sad person sliding down a water slide.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ญ๐Ÿ‡ท has downloaded:

New challenge called โ€œdonโ€™t say โ€˜wow itโ€™s already dark by five these daysโ€™ for the rest of winterโ€

Funny Quotes Data ๐Ÿค“

New Funny Quotes

Funny Quotes Total

Funny Quotes Topics

Updated

Users Online

My signature move is always learning my lessons the hard way.

My signature move is always learning my lessons the hard way.

Commentary:
Mastering the art of facepalming, one lesson at a time! ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ“š๐Ÿ˜‚

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *



Welcome to Wordgag! ๐Ÿ˜‰โœŒ๏ธ Enjoy endless laughter with our collection of funny quotes guaranteed to crack you up. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’ฅ

Funny Quotes Data ๐Ÿค“

New Funny Quotes

Funny Quotes Total

Funny Quotes Topics

Updated

Users Online