Have you ever just restarted the dryer because you didn’t feel like folding the clothes yet?

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The husband, child, and dog are all snoring. WTF is this?

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I got a raise! On my meds dosage. But still.

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I am single, please disturb me!

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I downloaded a meditation app. Now I’m stressed about missing sessions.

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Typos is the Greek god of spelling errors.

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Noam Chomsky sounds like the legal name of the very hungry caterpillar.

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Any time I have ever uttered the phrase “no worries” I have been lying. There are many worries.

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It’s crazy that things have got to a point where you can say, “Jurassic Park 3 is one of the better movies in the series.”

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Thinking the bodega owner likes you is exactly the same as thinking the stripper likes you.

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Women don’t apologize. They sleep naked and let you decide whether you are still angry or not.