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You could be having a nice day and then somebody your own age says they bought a house.

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Thank you two-step authentication codes that expire after 60 seconds for providing Mission Impossible-type drama into my mundane suburban existence.

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I don’t even know who’s famous anymore.

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A garlic a day keeps the doctor away.

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I’m actually really good looking if you don’t look at me.

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I only use ‘sir’ disrespectfully.