What a time to be alive! (Derogatory)

Someone from 🇸🇱 has copied:

It’s not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on.

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I can still drop it like it’s hot. It’s just a lot harder to pick it back up.

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Forget my browser history, when I finally pass from this earth, please delete my calculator history because it’s way more embarrassing.

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I’m at the age where I consider any picture of me taken in the last ten years “current.”

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Apparently “ew no” is not an acceptable way to tell my boss I don’t want more responsibility at work.

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Can you multitask?” Yes, actually I am losing my mind and chilling at the same time.

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My husband is the do-it-yourself type. I asked him to take out the garbage and he said, “do it yourself.”

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Getting up early would be easier if we could keep our eyes closed.

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Perhaps an evening in the meditation cage will soothe you.

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The 5 seconds in the morning, when I don’t yet know who I am, is the best time of the day.