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My entire life changed once I found out that a crush is just a lack of information.

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Nurse: “This may hurt.” Me: “My life hasn’t been much fun either.”

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There is absolutely no excuse for laziness. But if you find one, let me know.

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When things get hot, they expand, so I’m just getting warmer, not gaining weight.

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I heard a mouse yesterday. So now I loudly announce myself whenever I enter a dark room. In case youโ€™re wondering how brave I am.

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I have almost 100,000 miles on my office chair. So I got that going for me.

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Sparkling water tastes like that feeling when your foot falls asleep.

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I never though I’d be the kind of person who wakes up early to exercise. I was right.

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I don’t know if I’m pregnant or what, but I’ve been craving 3 million dollars so bad.

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Chickens only make one sound, because they can’t think outside the bawks.

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It really annoys me when people use the wrong word and donโ€™t have the humidity to admit it.

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Iโ€™m sorry I lied to you. I only did it for material gain. And to cause you psychological harm. And to prove Iโ€™m smarter than you.

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I think the bowl of ice cream I ate earlier gave me a stomach ache, so I ate a another bowl to make sure.

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Parenting is cheering on your kidโ€™s winning softball team all weekend and then cheering on the Sunday rain for cancelling the rest of the games.

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Iโ€™m not sure what everyone at my coworking space does for work, but Iโ€™m pretty sure one guyโ€™s job is chewing.

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I always have a bad connection in my head when someone tries to explain a card or board game to me.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

Not being able to teleport is continuing to be a huge inconvenience for me.

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I lost my composure in 1992. I havenโ€™t seen it since.

Spotted on Facebook:

Tried to pull off a smokey eye, ended up looking like I went three rounds with McGregor.

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As highly as itโ€™s esteemed, the Mayo Clinic still sounds like the place sick sandwiches go to get better.

I would like to unsubscribe from all responsibilities, please and thank you.

I would like to unsubscribe from all responsibilities, please and thank you.
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Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ญ has copied:

And for my next trick, I’ll set your soul on fire.

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โ€œIโ€™m sure itโ€™ll turn upโ€ โ€“ Translation: Iโ€™m bored of helping you look.

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I don’t need therapy, I need a bagel with cream cheese.

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The thing I’ve always found tricky about money is knowing how much I should have.

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Misses Claus only married Santa because of his big sack.

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Imagine hating me and I’m just over here trying to remember how to spell “definitely”.

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Life is just resetting your password until you die.

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Sorry, I’m late. Time isn’t real, and I’m not convinced I am either.

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I need to start hiding my money from myself.

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The problem with hiding snacks from my kid is that when I forget, they end up being hidden from me too.

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Chocolate doesn’t ask silly questions, chocolate understands.

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Iโ€™m not a fan of camping, if I wanted to sleep outside I wouldnโ€™t pay my mortgage.

Spotted on Discord:

Writing ‘thanks.’ instead of ‘thanks!’ so you know I’m mad.

Spotted on Facebook:

Hate when other parents at school drop off act like theyโ€™re better than me just because they remembered to bring all of their children.

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Tried counting sheep, but now I’m emotionally invested in their backstories and I think one might need therapy.

Live now on Twitch:

I decided to be me and now we have a problem.

Making waves on Discord:

Tip on how best to start a conversation with me: Not at all.

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It’s strange that we say time is a great healer when it kills 100% of people.

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Wi-Fi: Your internet connection is unstable. Me: You should see my life.

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Normalize talking to people in the gym who have earbuds in, they love that.

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