Female friendship is all about taking turns being insane. First, one of you is crazy, and the other has to counterbalance by being normal. Then, thirty minutes later, you get to trade.

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My anti-theft device in my car is that it’s manual.

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I’m convinced a lot of people online are communicating from prison.

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They should invent a life where I know what I’m doing.

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We should make a new internet that’s as hard to use as the old internet was, so anyone that’s too stupid to have used the internet 20 years ago can’t get on it.

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Turns out strange women lying in ponds distributing swords was a better basis for a system of government actually.

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Yeah, I can explain that gap on my resume, I tried to move a picture in Word.

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Bon Jovi must be at least 3/4 of the way there by now.

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I like people who make me forget that I’m shy.

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If I had money, my life would be pretty much the same, but my dogs would destroy much nicer stuff.

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While a leaf blower is a close second, my preferred cleaner is a flamethrower.