What are some beginner pieces of information for somebody just getting into knowledge?

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Everyone is gangster until they’re asked to reveal a “fun fact” about themself as part of a work event icebreaker.

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The feminine urge to act clueless while knowing everything.

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Grocery shopping while hungry feels like online shopping while drunk.

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There should be bloopers at the end of horror movies, so it relaxes you before bedtime.

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Sometimes I just want someone to hug me and say “I know it’s hard, but you’ll be okay. Here’s a coffee and a million dollars.”

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It’s weird when you realize that what you thought was rock bottom was actually somewhere around rock middle.

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I’m not an idiot anymore, universe, please stop with the lessons.

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Arkansas is just Kansas for pirates.

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Trust my gut? The thing that makes weird gurgling noises immediately when a work meeting goes quiet.

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I hate when recipes tell you to take something out of the pan and add it back in later. No way bro. It’s staying in there.