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My my husband’s favorite thing is when I blame him for losing something that’s actually in my hand.

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I do block people right away; you’re not going to stress me out on my own phone, with my own internet, and in my own house.

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Sometimes I think I’m too old to make a career change. But then I remember how Walter White went from high school teacher to drug kingpin. Anything is possible!

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In my 20’s: I want to find true love. In my 40’s: I just want a toaster that gets me.

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Making a grown man kiss his camera on Facetime.

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How is rent for 28 days the same amount as for 31 days? Where is my change?

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I’m never single for too long, you gotta catch me while you can.

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Notice how you don’t catch me in public, it’s because i’m not real.

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Revenge is a dish best served by cutting a sandwich horizontally instead of diagonally.

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Sure, I’m uncomfortable, but only in situations.