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Ever since I was a little kid I always knew I wanted to struggle to survive.

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Opening up to people is a scam. Don’t do it.

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My neighbor is having some kind of party and didn’t invite me. I guess I have to call the cops again.

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If pigeons could talk, they would bum a cigarette.

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Getting a lawn sign so people know what I think today.

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I get sad when I see how old people my age are.

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You wish you had this many chins.

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Spring is what we call the time in between complaining about the cold and complaining about the heat.

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My co-workers found out when my birthday is so now I need to find a new job.

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I hate it when I’m outside, and an insect lands and crawls on my glasses, and for a split second, I think aliens have invaded.