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You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not a jar of Nutella.

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New COVID variant subscribes you to random podcasts.

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I miss the days when you could simply end a phone call by slamming the receiver down angrily.

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When I like a woman, I start to gather gifts for her like a squirrel hoarding nuts.

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Іf you’re sad about being alone on Valentine’s Day, just remember that nobody loves you on any other day of the year either.

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Sorry for not keeping in touch. I literally have nothing to say.

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I nearly broke my toe because the coffee table didn’t look where it was going.

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What if all the ancient Greek sculptures are actually victims of Medusa?

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Imagine you blocked me, and I crawled out from under your couch to ask why.

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I’ll marry the person who can go to a family event with me and still like me afterward.