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I hope the coffee hits harder than reality does.

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For a long time, I didn’t know what to do with my strange thoughts. Then I signed up for Facebook.

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Failed relationships can be described as so much wasted make-up.

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I just lost all my tabs. Only now do I understand the tragedy that was the burning of the Library of Alexandria.

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Hobosexual. A person who dates you with the sole interest of having a place to stay.

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Someone taking your parking space at your own home is a different type of anger.

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I’m an adult, but not the ‘makes positive life choices’ kind.

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Standing like a flamingo at my kitchen counter eating watermelon is such a vibe.

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Sometimes I wish I understood what some of you said and sometimes I am happy that I don’t.

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Can we take a moment to celebrate the little ride we get in the pneumatic chair at the hair salon or barber when they pump it up or down?