If paying a cashier a living wage will make prices go up, why doesn’t replacing cashiers with self-checkouts make prices go down?

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My recliner and I go way back.

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As an academic, I sometimes dream about writing fiction instead, and then I remember grant proposals.

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They lie on the job descriptions, so lie on your resume.

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My love life feels like when you finally spot an open space in a full parking lot — and then boom, it’s a motorcycle.

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Want to lose weight for the summer? Don’t worry, just check in your luggage at the airport. You’ll never see those pounds again.

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I’ve heard that people who don’t have Facebook use their free time to lie naked on top of each other. Ew, imagine that.

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Dating apps never work for me because I need at least two years of friendship charged with weird sexual tension to even consider falling in love.

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“Pre” means before, and “post” means after. Using both at the same time would be preposterous.

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Please no more relationships that are supposed to be a lesson. I’m already quite the scholar.

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Dating again after you break up with a long-term partner is like dying in a video game and ending up back at the start to do it all again, except with less health.