When animals lead you to a place, it’s so cute… like, yes, I’m still following. Thank you for constantly turning around to make sure.

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Christmas adverts: “Eat all the food! Drink all the drink! Spoil yourself! It’s Christmas!” New year adverts: “Look at what you’ve done to yourself, you fat sack of shit!”

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Damn girl, are you a plate of microwaved leftovers? Because you’re hot on the outside and cold on the inside.

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Wish I could step out of my body and take my own damn pictures.

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Fun fact: Did you know that removing junk food from your diet can help you lose up to 90% of your will to live?

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Carrots are a great thing to eat when you’re hungry, and want to stay that way.

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Waitress: “Do you have any questions about the menu?” Me: “What kind of font is this?

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Dress for the demons you want, not the demons you have.

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Life begins when you can afford it.

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Is it still murder if they said, “Some other time,” but I thought they said smother time?

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Oh you won a gold medal at the Olympics? My watch just congratulated me for standing up.