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I don’t always carry all the groceries on one arm, but when I do, my keys are in the wrong pocket.

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God, on inventing the tiger: “Okay, so this is going to be some kind of cat that likes to eat Frosted Flakes.”

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I think we all need to go out into an empty field and just scream for about an hour.

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I’m not bossy, I just know exactly what you should be doing.

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There should be a way to take back a compliment bestowed upon a person who doesn’t acknowledge it well.

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I love my new crockpot. Now we can wait longer to eat my horrible cooking.

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Never lie to Indian girls. That red dot be recording everything.

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You know those couples who share their food? I mean, what kind of people are they? Aren’t they hungry?

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You got beef with me, but none in your fridge. That’s why you’re mad. You’re hungry.

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It turns out when someone asks who your favorite child is, you’re supposed to choose from your own. I know that now.