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It was a complicated 17-hour surgery, but they finally managed to separate the art from the artist.

It was a complicated 17-hour surgery, but they finally managed to separate the art from the artist.

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Guess they finally found the scalpel that slices through controversy! ๐ŸŽจโœ‚๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚

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