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Who really needs jetpacks, I want to be able to start over from my last save point.

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Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels.

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This gratitude journal looks a lot like a grocery list.

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If you accuse me of yelling, you will start to hear yelling so you can note the difference in the future.

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One of the great things about being a dad is how easy it is to launder my own desire for ice cream through my children.

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Asserting dominance by starting all my private DMs with “I hope this DM finds you well.

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I finally have glasses, which is great because I needed one more thing to frantically search for every morning.

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Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you’re up to.

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I’m not deleting my Twitter, I was here before Elon.

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Humans should grow a new set of teeth in our 30s to make-up for all the poor decisions in our 20s.