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Thinking of starting a true crime podcast. Gotta explain this search history somehow.

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If I say I love you, it’s just the apocalypse talking.

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Every time I have to repeat myself, a new curse word gets added into the sentence.

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I want to learn scuba diving but I’m terrified of the orchestral music in underwater documentaries.

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I am so out of shape right now, that if someone yelled “run for your life!” I’d be like “ya’ll go ahead, I’m meetin’ Jesus today!”

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To anybody I hurt this year, I just wanna say you deserve it. Stop playing with me.

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When the Olympics finally introduces the event “Dropping your phone and very nearly catching it but not quite” then you’ll all see me shine.

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Some people get a bit strange as they get older. Not me. I’ve always been like that!

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Girlfriend is temporary, ex-girlfriend is forever.

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It’s wild that “Jason” is a name from ancient Greece, because it sounds like it was invented in Florida in 1983.