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Offering someone food, and secretly hoping, they don’t want it.

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Where do we acquire the ducks that we’re supposed to be putting in a row?

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People will be like “there is no right or wrong way to do it” until you do it the wrong way.

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Italy stands for I Truly Always Love You.

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…and so ends another week of me not becoming unexpectedly rich.

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As a kid, I was worried about randomly disappearing into the Bermuda Triangle forever. As an adult, I’m wondering how I can actually make that happen.

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I wish I could just drop my body off at the gym and pick it up later.

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Whoever said it was okay to let your pets sleep in your bed, thanks a lot, now my goldfish is dead.

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Since I stopped texting first, I haven’t heard from a lot of people in a while.

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It’s so cool when people who write for a living admit that they don’t read books or have thoughts.