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My kid tells me his toothpaste is “too spicy” but he doesn’t seem to be having any trouble with Flamin’ Hot Cheetos.

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The cashier said, “Have a good day,” but she doesn’t mean it.

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If I was on Love Island, I wouldn’t be fighting anyone or starting drama. I would just be playing mermaids in the pool the whole time. They’ve got that giant, beautiful pool, and nobody’s using it.

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So tired of looking in my wallet and not finding $10,000

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People out there having five-year plans, and here I am waking up just hoping I remember what day it is.

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And once again my day begins without a red carpet! Guys, I’m really disappointed in you.

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God knew I’d be too powerful if He made me not annoying to women.

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Your woman will take 2 hours to get ready, but if you don’t have your shoes on when she is ready, you’re the problem.

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I enjoy long, romantic walks … to the departure gate.

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Blood pressure too high to chase these hoes.