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I haven’t given up on my fairy-tale ending. I still plan to be eaten by a wolf.

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I’m so tired of not being a multimillionaire.

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Be the reason why your local woods are haunted.

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Nothing has paid off less than learning to do the Macarena.

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I’ve been blocked, unfollowed, and unfriended, but I’ve never been told I’m bad in bed.

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Men be like, “But I’m different.” Yeah, a different type of disappointment.

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I want someone who will look at me the same way I look at chocolate cake.

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If you like constant interruptions when you’re trying to get something done, then parenting might be for you.

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Everyone hates math until their paycheck looks funny, then all of a sudden you know trigonometry.