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There should be an opposite of Valentine’s Day where you post Instagram photos of your enemy.

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My favorite color is money.

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Why can’t more dumb people be shy?

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My favorite pastime is looking for meaning where there is none.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has shared:

I feel like people just come to the airport to cough.

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I’m so toxic, I can fight for a relationship I don’t even want.

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I have nothing in common with people who “forget to eat”.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has viewed:

Friday the 13th doesn’t even feel creepy cause bad things happen everyday now.

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After 30, an all-nighter is not getting up to pee.

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The worst part about going to work is the part where you have to go to work.

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I’m convinced that if Earth explodes, all the cats will land safely on the moon, on their feet.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

At some point, my colleagues will manage to get me my own true crime documentary on Netflix.

Just shared via Discord:

Conflicts may arise but always remember to be the bitter person.

Live now on Messenger:

I would love to be the reason you look at your phone and smile. Then walk into a wall.

Just shared via Messenger:

I assume fish have beautiful names for eachother, unpronounceable by human tongues.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

Did you know 17 muscles are activated when you’re crying? Fitness is my passion.

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

Grape soda doesn’t taste at all like grapes, but it does taste like purple, and I don’t know how to explain that.

Going viral on Pinterest:

Dear people, who drive without music playing, what do you do with your brain?

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The husband, child, and dog are all snoring. WTF is this?

Trending via WeChat:

I don’t always whoop, but when I do, there it is.

Billionaires didn’t get rich by working harder. They got rich by making sure you work harder, get paid less, and spend more.

Billionaires didn’t get rich by working harder. They got rich by making sure you work harder, get paid less, and spend more.
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Someone from 🇧🇹 has shared:

Sorry for not keeping in touch. I literally have nothing to say.

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A credit card is kind of like a gift card to every store.

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Some people are so judgmental, I can tell by just looking at them.

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If you’re a squatter, every day is leg day.

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It turns out when someone asks who your favorite child is, you’re supposed to choose from your own. I know that now.

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Apparently I’m the reason why I never have any money. I am shocked!

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It’s been too long since I partook in shenanigans.

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The only thing I gained so far this year is weight.

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I just locked eyes with a spider. But instead of killing him I ran away and hid, so he can spend the night stressing about where I am.

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You want fast replies from a female? Argue with her!

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Shared recently on Discord:

I wanna be a jellyfish— no heart, no brain, no feelings, no pain— just blub blub blub.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

Sorry to any bands who see me yawn during their show. It’s not you, it’s just past 10pm.

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

Met a microbiologist once. They’re a lot bigger than I imagined.

Reported on Slack:

I haven’t lost my virginity because I never lose.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

I hate to brag, but I’ve been the biggest mistake of numerous people’s lives.

Live now on Twitch:

It sucks that crazy people ruined wearing tinfoil hats for those of us that just did it for fashion purposes.

Seen just now on Instagram:

“Cut my life into pieces” screamed the earthworm and threw itself in front of my spade.

Shared recently on Slack:

If you watch Home Alone backwards it’s a loving story about a kid that heals two men that were savagely beaten.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

My head is starting to get dented from hitting rock bottom so often.

Freshly posted on Slack:

A fun thing to do at work is call in sick and stay home.

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