Be gentle with me, I’m from the 1900s.

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I don’t get it when people say they are only a “little” angry, I am either not mad or will kill you.

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I wonder how many different vegetables they exploded before they discovered popcorn.

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Still can’t believe America has a federal holiday to celebrate the hit movie Independence Day.

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So annoying when your family knocks on the toilet door and asks what you’re doing. I’m baking a cake. HBU?

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Why is there a level 6 for toasters? As if someone thinks: “Tonight I’m really in the mood for ashes with butter!”

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Monday again. I just knew this would happen.

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The tarot lady on my TikTok said that you miss me.

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You’d think the thing in my house with the most cat hair on it would be my cat.

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I think the key to happiness is having plenty of money and then telling all the poor people that money can’t buy happiness.

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I’ll never be badass enough to walk around chewing on a toothpick.