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Attempted to exercise this morning. Didn’t work out.

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Dear ghosts, if you can move stuff around and flicker lights, then you can use a mop.

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That depressing moment when you start your car to go to work and it doesn’t explode.

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People don’t get slapped enough with empty gloves these days.

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In a turn of unexpected events, I need to learn karate by tomorrow morning.

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I might be annoying, but at least my lock screen isn’t a selfie.

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They should invent going outside without people looking at you.

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Together, I can beat schizophrenia.

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I want to be cuddled, but I also want to be left alone. Being crazy is hard.

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If you pass out in front of your kids they will either try to call an ambulance or use you as a trampoline. You just don’t know.