We should make a new internet that’s as hard to use as the old internet was, so anyone that’s too stupid to have used the internet 20 years ago can’t get on it.

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Don’t argue with her. Just say “you remind me of my ex” then walk away.

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You should be able to google why a couple broke up.

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If I were lost and all I had was a compass, I would still be lost.

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Liquor on the top shelf is so expensive because the bartender has to stand on their tippy toes to reach it.

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If you love someone be brave enough to tell them. Otherwise be brave enough to watch them dating someone else.

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Sleeping in now means waking up without the alarm clock, but still at the same time.

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An Amish party in the desert called churning man.

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Why, as a hair, would you even wanna be ingrown. Like why are you doing that?

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If at first you don’t succeed, try two more times so your failure is statistically significant.

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Shoutout to myself for ruining my own life.