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I’m sorry your man wears his sunglasses on the back of his head.

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Whenever I’m with real yappers, I realize I might actually be a listener.

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Find someone who looks at you the way I look at a cheeseburger.

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I’d imagine the sound of clowns having sex would just be a cacophony of bicycle horns.

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I am “any text received after 9pm will be answered at 6am” years old.

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If anyone wants a more cost effective energy provider, I can supply endless energy on tap from my absolutely not tired child at bedtime.

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I have never seen an alcohol company using a drunk person for any advertising, are they ashamed of their customers?

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If you wear glasses, we expect a lot from you academically, especially if your glasses have a rope.

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The most embarrassing thing in the world is when you make a fool of yourself in front of a baby and it doesn’t laugh.

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If dogs ever learn to talk, I want everyone to keep in mind that mine is a big fat liar.