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Acting jealous while secretly cheating is a pure talent of witchcraft.

Acting jealous while secretly cheating is a pure talent of witchcraft.

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Who knew witches could multitask like this? Guess I'll stick to spells and leave the drama to the pros! ๐Ÿง™โ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ˜…

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