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Since I started following the wisdom of ancient Chinese philosopher Fuk Yu, my life has been so much better…

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Who called them cat allergies and not meowlergies?

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God, on inventing the tiger: “Okay, so this is going to be some kind of cat that likes to eat Frosted Flakes.”

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Maybe there’s an alternate universe where onions cry when they chop up humans, you don’t know.

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I told the trees what you did. Be wary when you enter the forest next.

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Can’t wait for the day off from work so I can sit on the couch at home and stare at the TV screen while thinking about work.