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Sometimes my toddler throws stuff on the floor and then shouts “OH NO” and that’s kind of like what politicians do.

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I just agree with people so that they stop talking.

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It’s like ten thousand tweets when all you need is a life.

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My workout goals are simple: I’d just like to be able to get up off the floor without looking like a turtle trying to flip itself back over.

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Gnocchi: The small, chubby children of spaghetti and potatoes.

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Caught my son chewing on electrical wires. So, I grounded him. He’s doing better currently and conducting himself properly.

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I can do a lot of things, but listening to someone chew is not one of them.

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An electric car is just another electric chair.

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The nice thing about wintertime is that it’s darker for longer, so you see a lot less people.

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There’s nothing that I hate more than a failed nap attempt.