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I’m only grumpy when I’m awake.

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Men be like, “I want you.” Yeah, to suffer.

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89% of the time when my husband tells me I look great, what he really means is, “We needed to leave five minutes ago.”

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Salt is just angry sugar.

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Standing on a scale and thinking: so much wisdom and inner beauty can’t be light.

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When younger I would walk up to the counter and the bartender would know me by name. Now it’s my pharmacist.

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Spices were first brought to Western Europe in the Middle Ages. Some of them are still at the back of my cupboard.

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Everyone thinks they’re brave right up until a goose starts chasing them.