If you’re going to give me some food for thought, it had better be a pizza, or I’m out.

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I don’t wanna start the year with any negativity so if you and I have had issues in the past, apologize to me immediately.

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“Are you okay?” No, it’s literally Monday every 15 minutes.

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You ever tried driving the speed limit and thought, “They can’t be serious.”

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The sun is so successful because it has the perfect bedtime and morning routines.

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I can relate to God because it also takes me a full week to finish something that still kind of sucks.

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I’m not even sure what I’m doing on this planet.

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Nowadays an “all-nighter” means I didn’t have to get up to pee.

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A plus of getting older is not having to make as much small talk because half the conversation is spent asking the other person to repeat what they just said.

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Young people are too young nowadays. Back in the good old days, young people were my age.

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Anyone got any good sins for someone just getting into sinning?