The thing I can’t get over about Love Island is they’re only allowed 2 drinks a night, like they’re all just acting like that.

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I’ve folded seven page corners of the book I’m reading. That’s 49 in dog ears.

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Nobody sighs louder than an unemployed, debt-free dog who spends at least 16 hours a day sleeping.

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There’s an app for the people who say they’re not seeking some form of validation here. It’s called a diary.

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Being weird never goes out of style.

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I can’t stand when people need constant validation online. Like, comment, and share if you agree.

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Started from the bottom and I’m still ain’t shit.

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The hairdresser asking me what special plans I have for the day like this wasn’t it.

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Today marks a five year anniversary of how I’ll start going to the gym tomorrow.

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Vaping: When you feel like smoking but don’t want to look cool.

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Sometimes your ankle takes a vacation while you’re walking.