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Obituaries should have clickbait titles.

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Someday I will make a sandwich that will change my life forever.

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I’m writing a book on the joys of drinking beer. So far I’ve been through a lot of drafts.

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I could post “hello” and there’d be a 20 day argument in the comments.

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Making eye contact with strangers on the sidewalk and saying “it’s crazy that they just let me walk around, haha”.

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Flirting back when you’re bored can really get you into some unwanted situations.

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I put my pants on just like everybody else: when the police tell me to.

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If I had known I looked this sexy in glasses, I would’ve stopped being able to see a long time ago.

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I can’t stand when people need constant validation online. Like, comment, and retweet if you agree.

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The Pope is the only employee who never gets to see his boss. Not even at the Christmas party.