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Listen to your body? The body that craves a lethal amount of Kinder Bueno?

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Our dog snores so loud, we had to rename him Grandpa.

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I’ve reached the age where I just bought a bird bath for my backyard.

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Silicon Valley has taken over the world. Remember when nerds had the good manners to be ashamed of themselves?

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Love is in the air, but so is the flu. Wash your hands!

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The only thing I gained so far this year is weight.

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Happy Earth Day. You don’t look a day over 4 billion years and get hotter every year.

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Not to brag, but I can put my socks on without sitting down.

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Just rolled a joint. Not to get high or anything. It was just my ankle.

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Foot fetish should just be called feetish.