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Sorry for what I said when I was drunk. I meant every word.

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I know I’m almost 40 because I had a few drinks last night and woke up this morning thinking: Oh no I bought so many socks online last night.

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Spotify Wrapped, but for all your bad decisions this year.

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I could win awards for having a bad memory. In fact, I probably did. How would I know.

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Roses are red. Pizza sauce is too. I ordered a large. And none of it’s for you.

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Donuts have holes in them, just like acoustic guitars, but that’s pretty much where the similarities end.

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Flex on strangers by asking them if they remember you.

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Goodnight to the men who know one woman is enough. The rest can die.